Elemental Rap Bracket

Twelve element-men leaked. You're the A&R now. Rank them or shut up forever.

There's an Iceman, there's a Fireman, and the universe demanded the rest of the roster — so here's all twelve, covers and mock tracklists included. Drag them into S, A, B, Cease-and-Desist, or Never Release. Commit your bracket and we'll freeze a card with your hottest take and a lawyer's signature. Then go let the quote-tweets cook you.

Exhibits from the timeline

Card AExhibit · Frozen

This Ranking Is So Wrong It Should Be Exhibit A.

Hot Take

If Magmaman is S, we need to talk. nobody finished this album and you called it underrated. seek help, respectfully 🙏

Kendrick's Lawyer 🔥
Card BExhibit · Frozen

A&R Reviewed This Bracket And Resigned

Hot Take

Voidman in S. 40 minutes of silence and one scream and you called it AOTY. either the smartest or the most cooked person on this app.

Drake's Lawyer ❄️
Card CExhibit · Frozen

Long Ago The Twelve Element-Men Lived In Harmony. Then This Person Made A Tier List.

Hot Take

Saltman in S told me everything I need to know about your character. you ranked the subtweets. you ARE the subtweet.

Mustardman (tie)
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